auditions for frum porn film (not a joke)
January 13, 2007
from craigslist
Jewish Filmmaker seeks Frum Actors and Actresses – m4ww
Reply to: pers-261894298@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-13, 1:11AM EST
A noted Jewish filmmaker is looking for actors and actresses to appear in the first ever all frum German style “scheisse” film “Cholent And The Gedolim”.
To qualify , all actors must be ready and willing to have sexual intercourse on film with the other actors and actresses.It is also required to eat and smear urine and feces.We need at least two actors with white beards.
Filming will begin on location in the Flatbush area of Brooklyn Sunday January 28th and should conclude by Monday afternoon.Compensation is $100 per day and will only be given after release forms are signed.Non union performers are welcome.Please be over 21 with a valid ID.
We also need to rent a sefer torah with a yad for the grand finale scene.We can pay $100 per day to anyone who can provide them.
All men in the grand finale scene must bring their own tallis and tefillin (phylacteries) and white yom kippur yarmulkas.
Send resumes via email at this address.
-hat tip to S.D.
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shmutzi | January 14, 2007 at 10:27 am
radloh, and sholom I assume your in?
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radloh | January 14, 2007 at 1:13 pm
i have nothing to do with this. nothing.
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rockyraccoon | January 14, 2007 at 8:50 pm
a conversation with god
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HashemSucksDick | January 15, 2007 at 6:53 pm
hahahahahahahahha.
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sholomanarchy | January 15, 2007 at 10:19 pm
I think Yidi Kolko would be interested in playing a part, and Schneeron might be willing to come out of hiding to help produce this.
You assume wrong, though I wish it had been me.
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theseus | January 15, 2007 at 11:24 pm
[German style “scheisse” film]
That ain’t German.
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mohammed | January 15, 2007 at 11:59 pm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schei%DFe
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shmendrick | January 16, 2007 at 6:05 am
who is s.d.?
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shmendrick | January 16, 2007 at 6:35 am
oh! i did not see s.d.’s comment in the next post i thought he was some blogger or the other
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American Nazi | January 16, 2007 at 11:18 pm
Craig’s list rocks!
So tell me, what the hell is the fascination with excrement? I mean, I even find references to eating dogshit in the Talmud, so this has been going on for a while you know….
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mohammed | January 17, 2007 at 9:09 am
AN
can you quote a tractate and page number on that?
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American Nazi | January 17, 2007 at 11:59 pm
Gittin 69b. To heal the disease of pleurisy (“catarrh”) a Jew should “take the excrement of a white dog and knead it with balsam, but if he can possibly avoid it he should not eat the dog’s excrement as it loosens the limbs.”
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sholomanarchy | January 18, 2007 at 1:08 pm
That entire Sugya talks about fun folk remedies to try at home.