we were slaves once
March 28, 2007
maybe. for 400 years. well, it felt like 400. but, however you understand it it was a LONG time ago. some of us relive the bitterness by eating horseradish some by eating romaine lettuce but we all know we the ex-frum need no superficial reminders for we alone remain in the worst bondage imaginable: mental and spiritual slavery. (and of course that keeps us from really caring about actual slavery that some guilt-ridden jews have dug up in some dark corner of the earth but enough about them.) some of us are forced to return home for seder some of us are prohibited from returning home, each option it’s own auschwitz.
i propose we refuse to sit with heseybe (reclining) for we know no respite from our tortured lives, although this might be confused for merely believing that eyn heseybe b’zman hazeh – that heseybe is meaningless nowadays, that will only be the final fitting insult to our ignored, belittled suffering.
so when we all cry out l’shona haboh b’yerushalayim/next year in jerusalem and don’t mean it, let’s remember, we can still call them hypocrites because we know we don’t mean it (for entirely valid reasons) and they think they mean it.
wishing everyone a miserable and treyf passover,
-shitalphin
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radloh | March 28, 2007 at 6:23 pm
alphin: pat yourself on the back. mentalblog has linked tho this post
http://www.mentalblog.com/2007/03/belittled-suffering.html
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shitalphin | March 28, 2007 at 6:49 pm
i can’t pretend i don’t love the numbers-counting but bottom line i love OUR chevra and i’m just sorry i’m not really vild and meshige enough for them.
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radloh | March 28, 2007 at 7:18 pm
you have to use the word fuck in the first two lines to get the cows’ attention.
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leah kleim | March 28, 2007 at 8:54 pm
are u fux going to chulent manyana? you drag me there and then you go MIA on me.
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shitalphin | March 28, 2007 at 9:10 pm
leah,
you’re such a wallflower, shrinking violet, it must be torture for you to walk into a room full of strangers with only a sign on your back saying:
I AM LEAH KLEIM
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mohammed | March 28, 2007 at 11:24 pm
shit
you sound depressed. did your dog die or something?
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shitalphin | March 28, 2007 at 11:45 pm
this was supposed to be a funny piece.
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radloh | March 29, 2007 at 4:49 pm
btw?
takke. pesach. nu. alphin. you will be staying home? i need a seder, no? i miss it. for the last seven years my pesach was in jerusalem, now i don’t even feel it. nothing.
and in four days.
does isaac have anything planned?
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shitalphin | March 29, 2007 at 4:53 pm
we’ll talk.
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yoseph Leib | March 29, 2007 at 11:52 pm
do you guys wanna come to my parents house?
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shitalphin | March 30, 2007 at 12:18 am
last year i went to no seder and was perfectly content. i love the pentateuch and admire the talmud and i find megilas esther entertaining but the hagadah is the crappiest piece of crap. there was so much great material to work with it’s maddening. i would throw the thing in the trash and just go through the chapters of exodus that describe the exodus or watch demille’s ten commandments it has much more imagination than the
hagadah.
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radloh | March 30, 2007 at 12:23 am
i love the haggadah.
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atgate231 | March 30, 2007 at 12:36 am
Shit,
Lol. Did you know that eliyahu ha-navi wrote it? Der Bebbe Reb Bunim did a bit of textual criticism and observed that the lashonos that the hagadah uses (like baruch ha-makom baruch hu) are similar to those used by the tana de-bey eliyahu. Conclusion? Same author. Everyone knows der rebbe reb Bunim was a groiseh pikach…
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kisarita | March 30, 2007 at 1:18 am
great idea shitalphin, if I’ll be in town can i join you?
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shitalphin | March 30, 2007 at 1:29 am
kisarita,
i’ll probably wind up going somewhere because i love dipping eggs in salt water. i’ll let you know where.
atgate,
i have no issues with reb bunim i guess my fight’s with eliyahu hanovi. remind me not to open the door by shfoch chamoscho.
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kisarita | March 30, 2007 at 2:02 am
how about prince of egypt, i never saw that was it any good?
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shitalphin | March 30, 2007 at 2:13 am
i haven’t seen it either but you can’t beat edward g. robinson as dathan and the(frank DeCordova) chief of the heckowees as abiram. not to mention vincent price. and (yvonne dicarlo)lilly munster as zephora.
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radloh | March 30, 2007 at 2:15 am
alpihn, you’re on a roll here.
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radloh | March 30, 2007 at 2:17 am
i miss the fried eggs that my mother would cut up and use for pesach-lukshin.
during yachatz, i would gobble some down in the kitchen while washing my hands for the onions and salt-water which was a big party at our home. the puchus mikazayis we didn’t keep..
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FOX | March 30, 2007 at 2:57 am
Radloh – Yachatz comes after Urchatz, but who’s checking…
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radloh | March 30, 2007 at 5:51 pm
wow. u c. i forgot. of course. urchatz. who can forget rabbi engel, 1977…
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kisarita | April 1, 2007 at 1:16 am
6k
you can reach me at hotmail
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shitalphin | April 1, 2007 at 2:00 am
kisarita,
about what?
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kisarita | April 1, 2007 at 4:14 am
pesach plans