“lasivious” stuff for the agent.

this should be your style
or this, asshole
don’t watch this at work.

DONMEH WEST Neo-Sabbatian Quote of the Day

B”H

 

                         “It’s not the saints, the pious and the righteous whom God chooses as the vessels for His continuing incarnation in this trashy world, but the ordinary, ones, the common ones, who, like the world itself, themselves are trash.  It is the Holy Sinners whom He chooses, we who have been bruised and soiled by life — who have dirtied ourselves in the filth  to which the Holy Bride has fallen, and from where she must be lifted up — we who have sinned and will probably sin again because it is in the nature of the scorpion to sting — we who belch and fart and scratch our asses — who bounce the rent check, get divorced, cheat and sometimes (if we must) even steal — but who, nonetheless, in the secret caves we keep for God, nurse the wounds inflicted on us by His love as if they were stigmata, not from thorny crowns or nails, but from the insults of each day that eat away at life.”   – Reb Yakov Leib HaKohain

threats to sevenfatcow

THE AGENT:

Not a prank, certain blogs and websites will start to shut down in the coming days starting with this trash here, there is not major threat at chulent, however photos,videos will be taken and conversations will be recorded. The police have been alerted in regards to the use of certain organic materials, I am telling you this for your own benifit, I did not intiate this, however I work with the organization involved and feel that I need to reach out to fellow jews, even if I do not approve of what goes on. My suggestion, take you activities out of the city maybe even Jersy,Long Island,Upstate. Many people (parents)From Crown Heights, Williamsburg,Flatbush feel that these activites must stop because of the younger generation getting pulled in, therefore alerting the police. Even Mayor Bloomberg is aware, so this is not a petty issue, and serously Leah Kliem is our main target, we’ll be shipping her off to belevue for treatment maybe keller too. Also I suggest the major players involved here hire representation, or maybe hire an attorney collectivly, even though one will be provided for you, it is best to have paid legal expertise, I wish this did not have to happen.

az s’tut vey — shrayt men!!! (when it hurts — scream!!!)

TO THE BRAVEST ONE OF ‘EM ALL!!!

WELCOME HOME!

Gift from Nataly via B

If anyone has any information…

As to just who in the hell this rabbi is, I’d greatly appreciate it:

It would be a horrible, lamentable chaval al ha’YouTube if this guy’s identity were to remain secret forever.

While the context of his statement is clear — a scathing rant against anti-Semitic members of the black leadership (whether said “leader status” is real or imagined) — his comparisons are so offensive as to render his entire speech invalid on that basis alone. And a simple view of any one of the multiple YouTube pages which feature this video shows the effects of this video — its ignorance so appalling it’s even being chalked up to conspiracy theory — a festering chillul Hashem (ch”v) in potentiality, and a horrible anti-Semitism-inducing faux pas at best.

Obviously anti-Semitic language is offensive and hateful. But one does not do anyone any favors by stooping to the level of the anti-Semite.

Please help me find out who this is so he can at least answer to one person for this snippet of speech.

– Y-LOVE with yet another crazy attempt to promote unity and to decrease racism and anti-Semitism

this is getting boring; another rabbi molester

Talk about Bar Mitzvah lessons! And this Rabbi already died…

Favorite victim quote:

Mr. Glickstein married out of the faith, had a child and raised him as a non-Jew. He not so jokingly calls himself an “anti-Semite”. Batimore Jewish Times

Bobov Mafia

Where does one who has sold his soul and everything good for a few dollars go for a Rebbe?
Obviously the first place would be the Bobover Rebbe.

Only a pure bred Tzanzer with mystical powers would be capable of redeeming these dreaded people. Since the armed mafia forces of the world have aligned in search of repentance. the operations involve dipping in holy waters of immortality , dabble in running SSI systems on five continents while meeting regularly to recite Hebrew mantras, while kicking out a Sephardi faggot with a huge cock for fucking your son and pissing off Mechel, your best friend, who paid you a thousand bucks and now has to wait two hours…

-loosie

today

Drumming for Darfur (Global Days for Darfur)

Educational forum, featuring Darfuri speakers,
along with musical and cultural entertainment and
featuring efforts to end genocide. Sponsored by
Brooklyn Parents for Peace, Darfur People’s Association, and Darfur Rehabilitation Project.

Time:	Sunday, April 29 at 1:00 PM
Duration:	3 hours
Host:	Moshe Rothenberg
Contact Phone:	347-248-6584
Location:	Prospect Park (Brooklyn, NY) Tennis House: 9 St Entrance ton Prospect Park Brooklyn, NY 11215 View Map: Google Maps MapQuest Yahoo! Maps
Directions:	Take F train (front of train) to 7th Ave. Stop. Walk up hill to Prospect Park, enter park and walk about 100 yards,crossing the only road. Take the F train (front of train) to 7th Ave. Stop. Walk up the hill to Prospect Park; enter the park and walk about 100 yards, crossing the road.

Rally and Write-a-thon for Darfur (Global Days for Darfur)

Vigil and rally at Washington Square Park We will join our voices to those of cities around the world. Learn about actions you can take to help the people of Darfur including the New York City and New York State targeted divestment campaigns. The event will include music, readings, prominent speakers and advocacy stations where you can write letters to policy-makers and legislators. There will also be a commemorative portion of the event in which we will remember the thousands of Darfuri villages that have been destroyed and the more than 450,000 people who have lost their lives. Help us to give voice to the voiceless! This event is co-sponsored by New York City Coalition for Darfur, Jewish Council on Public Affairs, and NYU-STAND.

Time:	Sunday, April 29 at 2:00 PM
Duration:	2 hours
Host:	sharon silber
Location:	Washington Square Park (Manhattan, NY) Near the Arch Manhattan, NY 10012 View Map: Google Maps MapQuest Yahoo! Maps
Associated Groups:	1000 Students to Save Darfur, New York City Coalition for Darfur, Westchester Darfur Coalition

Bucharian polygamy in our time.

B”H
Shalom everyone!
I just met a Bucharian Jew who told me an interesting story about his grandfathers life how he married his second wife from whom he is a descendant in response to me mentioning a story about Rabbi Chaikin quoted here: http://pilegesh.blogspot.com/2007/01/jewish-polygamy-in-buchara.html.
I asked him if there are Bucharian Jews now who have more than 1 wife he said yes in fact he has a friend in New York who has two.
I told him about this blog and the pilegesh/polygamy personals I have made and asked him if he wants to help me write up these and other real life stories about Jews who have more than one wife.
Check back for updates over the next few days.
PS. If you have a story to share please email me rabbi@pilegesh.org .
PPS. Another friend of mine recently told me about a Russian Jewish friend of his from Moscow who lives in Israel and has two wives This story will also be published as more details are available.
PPS. Please help me to publish more real life stories about people living in polygamy especially religious Jews. This in addition to halachik articles on this topic and perhaps more so should help to open peoples eyes that this is “normal” and “kosher” and not just something out of distant past or something done by Mormons or the like, but not “unzere” – our people.
To find a pilegesh or a second wife or become one check out http://www.PilegeshPersonals.com or if you area Noahide see http://www.NoahidePersonals.com .

Hasidic Suicide, Rebbe Homocide?

Why did some Rebbes tell their Hasidim to flee Europe during WWII, while others told them to stay? Why did some Rebbes escape & save their own skin, leaving their Hasidim for the gas chambers, while other Rebbes valiantly went with their Hasidim to the concentration camps?

These and others historical questions will be discussed by Cholent’s very own historian-in-residence, Ts’ Ben-David. Here’s the info (courtesy of M. Z.):

Please come to hear a lecture in Yiddish in memory of the Holocaust.
The talk – “The Fate of Rabbis and Rebbes in the Holocaust”-
will be given by Ts. Ben-Dovid, a Hasidic editor and writer.

DATE: Sunday, April 29, 2007
TIME: 1:30 pm
LOCATION: Sholem Aleichem Cultural Center
3301 Bainbridge Avenue, corner 208th St. (near Montefiore Hospital),
Bronx, NY
DIRECTIONS: Take the #4 train to Mosholu Parkway or the D train to
205th St. Walk to 208th Street & Bainbridge Avenue.
ADMISSION:$ 3.50 Refreshments served.
INFORMATION: (917) 930-0295 /info@shul21.org

PS: I’m sure if chevrreh show up they will wave the nominal entrance fee. Just ask for M.Z.

Zoro-Y

antinomian mahdi-ette on trial

Lia Eden, real name Lia Aminuddin, leader of the “God’s Kingdom” (“Tahta Suci Kerajaan Eden”) group, is being tried in Jakarta for blasphemy against Islam, as well as disturbing public order, and committing criminal acts against children. Her trial seems to be some sort of comedy show but this should be tempered with the knowledge of the legal circumstances of the case.

The relevant law under which she is charged, in terms of blasphemy, says Hukum Online, is article 156 of the criminal code, and reads:

anyone who deliberately and publicly acts or makes known thoughts which involve hatred, misuse, or insulting of any religion followed in Indonesia shall be sentenced to a maximum of five years’ jail.
(barang siapa dengan sengaja di muka umum mengeluarkan perasaan atau melakukan perbuatan yang pada pokoknya bersifat permusuhan, penyalahgunaan atau penodaan terhadap suatu agama yang dianut di Indonesia, dipidana maksimal lima tahun penjara.)

Her litany of alleged crimes in the blasphemy area is long.

She is accused of claiming that one Mohammad Abdul Rachman is the reincarnation of the Muslim prophet Muhammad. She also carried out prayers in more than one language, and is accused of twisting the meanings of various verses in the Quran to support the proposition that she is the angel Gabriel, and of making halal the eating of pork meat. She has also on occasion been known to claim that she is the Mahdi, the Virgin Mary, and that one of her followers, Ahmad Mukti, is Jesus Christ.

In terms of acts against children Lia is accused of setting a 9-year-old child’s hair on fire seven times, for obscure religious reasons.

It has actually taken a long time for Lia to be brought before the courts. As long ago as December 1997, the Majelis Ulama Indonesia (MUI) condemned the writings of Lia as heresy.

Her trial began in early April 2006 and all the while Lia has reportedly rejected the validity of the hearing, considering that she is God’s prophet and cannot be tried by mere men. She has also asked that the presiding judge, Lief Sufidjullah, make known his acceptance of the fact that Lia has a lofty position in heaven, as the Spirit of Gabriel, God’s messenger. Judge Lief appears unwilling to accede to these demands however.

They’re coming to redeem the earth, and make the lies of our religions and hang ups visible and understandable to all. G-d, please help your Messiah be understood, and saved, to live, rather than just die, amen.

buddists, like, chassidim, are not afraid of hell.

This might be one of the many urban legends out there (like Charles Darwin converting on his deathbed. Ha!). But this summarizes my opinion on the relation of fanatics and those who love peace. During the Muslim invasions in Afghanistan and Pakistan, a Muslim army razed a Buddhist settlement to the ground and slaughtered the monks and nuns there. A Muslim warrior was about to behead a monk when he asked, “Do you know where you will go after you die?”

The monk said that he would descend to a hell, a place where suffering was compounded by the inability to change one’s situation. The warrior incredulously spat, “Why are you a Buddhist then?”

The monk gave him a sardonic look and said, “If I’m not in Hell, who’s going to be there to teach you?”

A charming buddist blog—
it really is avery good religion, one of the best as far as avoiding a few of the pitfalls we try to justify away in, ahem, some traditions–

namely, instead of “yisrael”, they daven for “all sentient beings.” isn’t that SO much better?

—-yo

sweet

Today I was at a new patient, listening to her fetal heart tones.
Her little five year old girl said, “I wish I could have a baby too.”
I told her “You can but you just have to wait until you grow up.”
She said “When I’m grown up I want to be just like my mom…”

kisarita

let my women sing

B”H

With fasts already halachikly mevutel by the learned anonymous poskim at bittulhatzomot.com

The next frontier is kol isha: see Likutei Torah on Shir haShirim page 95 and send me any thoughts you may have on this.

Shabbat Shalom!

Yechi Hashem Tsidkeinu!

-rebbegod.blogspot.com

sholom is out!! we are going to fucking rock tonight!!!

just called the hospital.

He is out!

See you all tonight at Willoughby.

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